blonde at the doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
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When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"
the gynecologist's glasses
Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
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Because things were looking a little fuzzy.
man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
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The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man says, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed."
a guy came home one day after getting fired ...
A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself.
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He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there.
After the first few he felt a lot better.
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