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multi-balls
 
 
Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to present his situation to the doctor. So he tried to explain it to him indirectly. He said, 'Doctor ,if you combine your and my balls, then the result will be five!' The doctor was amazed to hear that. He stood up and asked the patient, 'You poor guy, have you got only one?'
p. diddy + kenny g. = ?
 
 
What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.?

An aneurysm.

viagra + eyedrops = ?
 
 
Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

mad dog!
 
 
What do you call a dog that hears voices?

A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

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