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osama = crabs?
 
 
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

clinton's protection
 
 
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

arkansas fried chicken
 
 
What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC?

Two breasts and a left wing.

monica's testimony
 
 
How did we know that Monica would testify?

Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.


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