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clinton's first
President Clinton opened doors for future presidents. Now not only will there be a First Lady and First Children, but also First Ho.
jeffrey dahmer and lorena bobbit
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Are you gonna eat that?

clinton & kfc
Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

hillary clinton's crystal ball
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

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