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clinton stew
 
 
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?

A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
bush on unemployment aid
 
 
How does President Bush spell Welfare?

F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L

paris native
 
 
What's a native of Paris called?

A parasite.

burying osama
 
 
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.


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