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count chock full of nuts
 
 
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say 'Not by the hair on my 26 chins!'
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.

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