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california
 
 
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Hella.

do it like mammals
 
 
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she says, "my husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually anymore." "Hmm," replies the doctor. "Have you considered taking a lover?" "I did that," she says, "and I'm still not getting enough sex to satisfy me." "How about taking another lover?" "I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can't seem to get enough." "My goodness," says the doctor, "you're quite an anomaly." "Oh, thank God," says the woman. "Will you please tell them I'm an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut."
a fashion sense
 
 
Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."
your face and my dog's face
 
 
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

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