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on and off
 
 
A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. "Help me out here," he yells to his buddy. "Is my blinker working?" The friend says, "Yes…no…yes."
annoying boy on bus
 
 
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, 'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, 'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, 'What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'

The kid smiles and says, 'I would be a bus driver!'

snowjob
 
 
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when it's going to come, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll last.
yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.

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