gary condit's fowl behavior
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?
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He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.
history remembers bill clinton
Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?
A: The President after Bush!
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A: The President after Bush!
extra! extra! motorola buys enron
I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it...
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Moron!
respecting the first lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
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'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.
'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.
'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'
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