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clinton's protection
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

arkansas fried chicken
What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC?

Two breasts and a left wing.

clinton on halloween
A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.
monica's testimony
How did we know that Monica would testify?

Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

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