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yo mama's smile
 
 
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.
still together
 
 
One man says, 'You mean they are still together after all that crap?'

The other man says, 'Who?'

First man says, 'Your butt cheeks!'

round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."


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