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eat your vegetables
What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.

you can't put himtogether again
What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender!

bleachin yo mama
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
star dreck
Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?

A: The Captain's log.

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