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chin nuts
 
 
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?

A: Wallnuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?

A: Chest nuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?

A: A penis in your mouth

a small journey through hell
 
 
A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to personally escort the man around so he can choose the section of hell he would like to be in. The first section has everybody being burned constantly and getting a glass of water every 7 hours. The second section has everybody working hard and getting a glass of water every three hours. The last section has everybody kneedeep in crap.

"Well, this doesn't look too bad -- and it beats being burned or working. I'll take the crap."

"Okay," says the devil. "Everybody back on their heads."

sits in the forest
 
 
What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's Pooh.

mommy, mommy... circles
 
 
What did the dad say when his son said, 'Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?

'Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."


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