red ring
A man goes to his doctor and says, 'Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.
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'It's all cleared up!' the man reports when he returns. 'But what was that medication you gave me?'
'Lipstick remover.'
gross, grosser, grossest ii
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
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Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.
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