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don't kick the animals, man
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."

The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

bloody mary
What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

what is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?

Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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