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yo mama's so nasty...
 
 
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
nudist camp
 
 
A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidently sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it.

A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.

80-pounder
 
 
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?

People say he was half-nuts!

little green balls
 
 
What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.


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