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fly yi yi
 
 
Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"
milking it
 
 
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."

jane's addiction
 
 
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!

there she blows
 
 
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room.


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