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black and white and red all over
 
 
What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

fish market
 
 
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

elevator scene
 
 
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

it's what's for dinner
 
 
What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off


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