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grossische joke
 
 
What's gross?
German porn.

What's grosser than gross?
People who watch it.

beans & onions: delicious
 
 
What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas!

frosty
 
 
Q. Why was Frosty smiling?

A. He saw the snowblower coming.

skin canoes
 
 
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water.

"You have two choices of death," says the chief. "We either will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes."

The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this shoots himself. The next man, a warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man. The last man asks for a fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest.

"I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!"


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