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hot 'n' heavy
 
 
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.

"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"

"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"

straight leper flush
 
 
Did you hear about the leper poker game?

One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.

i don't like my brother
 
 
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore!

Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!

the wonderful thing about tiggers
 
 
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh

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