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what a dump
 
 
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

sharper than a ginsu
 
 
What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

straight leper flush
 
 
Did you hear about the leper poker game?

One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.

i don't like my brother
 
 
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore!

Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!


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