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sheep boy
A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside to find a man screwing one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and says 'Who's that screwing my sheep?' The boy replies, 'That's my Daaaaaaaad.'
incontinent vegetarian
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

you so poor
You so poor, last time you had a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
shrinking, red narcissist
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

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