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incontinent vegetarian
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

sheep boy
A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside to find a man screwing one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and says 'Who's that screwing my sheep?' The boy replies, 'That's my Daaaaaaaad.'
you so poor
You so poor, last time you had a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
shrinking, red narcissist
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

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