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A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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As the girlfriend is getting ready the boyfriend says to himself, 'Man I really gotta fart, I think I will let a little out.' So he does and the granpa yells 'ROVER!'
The boy thinks to himself, 'All right, now he thinks it's the dog. I think I will let a little more out.' So he does and the granpa yells again, 'ROVER!'
The boyfriend says to himself, 'All right, now he really thinks it's the dog. I think I will let the rest out.'
So he lets it rip and the granpa yells, 'Rover, get over here before that guy poops on you!'
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