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spermally speaking
 
 
"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

vampires in a bar
 
 
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, 'I'll have a pint of blood.'

The second one says, 'I'll have one, too.'

The third one says, 'I'll have a pint of plasma.'

The bartender says, 'So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?'

men with no arms or legs
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.

On the wall? Art.

On the floor? Matt.

a lady walks into her doctors office ...
 
 
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"


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