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blind skydivers
 
 
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.

brown and serve
 
 
What's brown and in the military?

Gomer's pile!

3 vampires
 
 
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

the great crab escape
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.

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