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streakers and strokers
 
 
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
69
 
 
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
invisible carrots
 
 
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!
really bloody mary
 
 
How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!


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