smart pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, 'What is that?'
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'They're smart pills,' said the other boy. 'Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, 'These taste like sh*t.'
'See,' said the other boy, 'you're getting smarter already.'
jack and jill ii
Jack and Jill
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Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said I don't wanna!
gonna marry
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
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Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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