four worms and a funeral
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
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After one day:
First worm - dead
Second worm - dead.
Third worm - dead.
Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
a man at a retirement home was walking ...
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
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A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"
He replies,"It died today."
"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."
The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"
yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where the thong was.
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that's crazy
Did you here about the 80 lbs. man with the 40 lbs. testicles?
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They say he was half nuts.
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