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connection between star trek and tp
 
 
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

bleachin yo mama
 
 
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
a lady walks into her doctors office ...
 
 
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"


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