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spider diet
 
 
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

Burgers and flies.

star dreck
 
 
Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?

A: The Captain's log.

the long way home
 
 
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.

One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?"

The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
mrs. shagwell
 
 
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

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