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hormonally yours
 
 
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

deernuts and beernuts
 
 
Whats the difference between deernuts and beernuts?

Beernuts are a $1.39 and deernuts are under a buck.

constipated accountant
 
 
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."


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