constipated accountant
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
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He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.
the lawyer who was too big to bury
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
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They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
what's your poison?
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.
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The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.
When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.
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