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a hooker and a bungee jump
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?

They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

cow with no legs
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.

A: Ground Beef!
laxative cough therapy
A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and he always gets the orders wrong. His boss tells him if he screws up one more time, he is fired.

An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. He can't find any so he gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and leaves the store. The boss comes up and asks why he gave the man a laxative in place of cough syrup. He points towards the old man who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "Look at him -- he's afraid to cough."

booger wooger
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids don't eat broccoli!

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