vampires in a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, 'I'll have a pint of blood.'
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The second one says, 'I'll have one, too.'
The third one says, 'I'll have a pint of plasma.'
The bartender says, 'So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?'
fly yi yi
Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"
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what do you call an abortion in czechslovakia?
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
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A cancelled Czech!
three drunk men
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
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The first guy said, 'Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'
The second guy said, 'Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.'
Then the first guy said, 'No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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