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connection between star trek and tp
 
 
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

bleachin yo mama
 
 
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
four worms and a funeral
 
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!


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