what do puppies and gynecologists...
Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?
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A: Wet noses.
a man at a retirement home was walking ...
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
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A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"
He replies,"It died today."
"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."
The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"
glories of old age
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
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A: A belly button between her boobs.
what's funnier than a zombie baby?
What's funnier than a zombie baby?
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A zombie baby in a clown suit.
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