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leper stew
 
 
How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

yo mama is like a hockey player
 
 
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
yo mama is so fat....
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.
chips and dip
 
 
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?

A: A blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Doritos.


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