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women pass less gas
Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

you're so poor!!!
You're so poor that when I came to your house and asked to use the washroom, you handed me a shovel and pointed me toward the back door.
you stink so bad
You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Secret obvious, and Sure confused.
did you hear....?
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?

He drowned in his teepee!

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