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3 vampires
 
 
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

bleachin yo mama
 
 
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
yo mama is so dumb...
 
 
Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
 
 
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where the thong was.

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