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nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
chilled crabs
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

four worms and a funeral
 
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!


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