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jane's addiction
 
 
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!

there she blows
 
 
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room.

the long way home
 
 
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.

One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?"

The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
what do you call an abortion in czechslovakia?
 
 
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?

A cancelled Czech!


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