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things just fallin' off
 
 
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
luke's saga
 
 
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?

"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"

math is sexy.
 
 
What is the square root of 69?

Ate something.

jungle gaiety
 
 
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter!


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