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a lady walks into her doctors office ...
 
 
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"


 
 
"Teacher, Teacher! I have to go to the bathrom!" Johnny says. "O.K, Johnny," the treacher says,"but first recite the alphabet" "O.K." Johnny says."A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O...Q R S T U V W X Y Z." "You forgot the P" the teacher says. "It's running down my legs!"
glories of old age
 
 
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?

A: A belly button between her boobs.

yum!
 
 
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?

A: doughnuts


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