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english, irish & scottish football
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."

"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."

"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

farting into the great beyond
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
gross grandma
What is grosser than gross?

When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.

bloody mary
What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

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