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q & a...shower
 
 
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

that's tacky
 
 
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
hot revenge
 
 
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, 'What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'

The other missionary replied, 'I just peed in the soup!'


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