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So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
'I got 17 people to get off drugs,' says the first guy.
'Wow, how'd you do that?' asks the judge.
'I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.'
'Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.'
'Wow. How'd you do that?' asked the judge.
'Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...'
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He goes to a restaurant and sits down to order and then sees what the man next to him has. It looks very tasty.
The waiter comes to take his order and the tourist tells him he wants what the other man beside him is having. The waiter says there is no more left.
The tourist then asks him what the meal is and the waiter replies that it is the testicles from the bull that lost the bullfight earlier that morning. He tells the tourist that if he comes back tomorrow he'll save this meal for him.
The tourist thinks, "What the heck, it'll be my last day here," so he comes back the next day and the waiter has his food prepared for him when he comes.
The man eats the meal and thinks it is delicious. But he is confused about one thing. He calls the waiter over and asks him why his meal looked smaller than the meal the other man had the day before.
The waiter replies, "Oh, sorry sir, sometimes the bull wins."
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