So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
'I got 17 people to get off drugs,' says the first guy.
'Wow, how'd you do that?' asks the judge.
'I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.'
'Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.'
'Wow. How'd you do that?' asked the judge.
'Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...'
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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