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round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

the inscrutable witch fertility problem
 
 
Why can't witches have babies.

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

chilling with the eskimo
 
 
What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

Polaroids!

lunch anyone?
 
 
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"

Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.

"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.

"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."


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