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brown and serve
 
 
What's brown and in the military?

Gomer's pile!

the great crab escape
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.
elevator scene
 
 
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

it's what's for dinner
 
 
What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off


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