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caution: condom crossing
 
 
Why'd the condom cross the road?

He got pissed off!

69
 
 
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
trapped inside a whale
 
 
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?

Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!

yo' face so greasy
 
 
Yo' face so greasy, if you had zits they'd fall off!

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