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what's black?
 
 
Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

rejected greeting card -- sorry
 
 
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
lab monkeys
 
 
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?

Rhesus Pieces.
leper hockey
 
 
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.


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