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chips and dip
 
 
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?

A: A blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Doritos.

maxi pad to the fart
 
 
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

taking out the garbage
 
 
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?

A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

little boy blue
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue blue who?
Michael Jackson.

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