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taking out the garbage
 
 
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?

A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

captain hook's death
 
 
How did Captain Hook die?

He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

sharper than a ginsu
 
 
What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

the blind man
 
 
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.

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