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little boy blue
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue blue who?
Michael Jackson.
captain hook's death
 
 
How did Captain Hook die?

He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

grossische joke
 
 
What's gross?
German porn.

What's grosser than gross?
People who watch it.

ice fishing
 
 
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."

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