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trapped inside a whale
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?

Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!

things just fallin' off
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
math is sexy.
What is the square root of 69?

Ate something.

what's your poison?
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.

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