The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, Son them two dogs are He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older.
Son, you see that dog on top, well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home. The son turns to his father and says, You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn. The dad asks, Do you know why that is, son?
The son replies, Because every time you try to help someone out you always get screwed.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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