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How is a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both substitutes for meat.

What is another name for a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokinoff.

dinner's ready!
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

the dough boyz
How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy?

She squeezes his doughnuts!

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