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ice fishing
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
lab monkeys
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?

Rhesus Pieces.
snack food
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

yo mama's so nasty, i came over and asked...
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked what's for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"

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