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sharper than a ginsu
 
 
What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

leper hockey
 
 
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

the blind man
 
 
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
rejected greeting card -- sorry
 
 
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

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