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connection between star trek and tp
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

elevator scene
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

it's what's for dinner
What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off

mrs. shagwell
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

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