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brown and serve
 
 
What's brown and in the military?

Gomer's pile!

the great crab escape
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.
connection between star trek and tp
 
 
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

elevator scene
 
 
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."


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