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what's your poison?
 
 
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.

you can't put himtogether again
 
 
What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender!

fish market
 
 
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

yum!
 
 
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?

A: doughnuts


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