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what do puppies and gynecologists...
Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?

A: Wet noses.

glories of old age
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?

A: A belly button between her boobs.

what do you call an abortion in czechslovakia?
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?

A cancelled Czech!

having to take a whisper
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, 'Mommy, I have to piss.'

The mother said, 'Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, 'Daddy I have to whisper.'

The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'

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