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elevator scene
 
 
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

what do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
 
 
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

gay picnic
 
 
Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

A: If the hotdogs have fudge on them

having to take a whisper
 
 
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, 'Mommy, I have to piss.'

The mother said, 'Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, 'Daddy I have to whisper.'

The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'


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