Gross jokes

What do you call an annorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh!

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.

"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.