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eat your vegetables
 
 
What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.

gold digger
 
 
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
taking out the garbage
 
 
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?

A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

what's black?
 
 
Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.


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