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jane's addiction
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!

"Teacher, Teacher! I have to go to the bathrom!" Johnny says. "O.K, Johnny," the treacher says,"but first recite the alphabet" "O.K." Johnny says."A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O...Q R S T U V W X Y Z." "You forgot the P" the teacher says. "It's running down my legs!"
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?

A: doughnuts

there she blows
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room.

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