smoke rings
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
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The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?"
"No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
nudist camp
A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidently sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it.
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A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.
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